To: Me
From: ███████
Subject: Long time, no see.
It's been a while since we've met. I hope you aren't mad about me messageing you like this, since you have been ignoring my messages of late. Anyways, it's Thanksgiving soon. Do you want me to pick something up for you?
To: Me
From: ███████
Subject: Hello?
Hey, So I forgot to mention something. You know that game you're working on? I made some drafts of a script we can use. I'll uhhh show you later.
By the way, what did you think of what I sent the other day? I think it would work pretty good but really it's up to you.
To: Me
From: ███████
Subject: null
███████, is there any reason you keep the freezer door open all the time? Like seriously, I come home to see both the fridge and freezer door open. It's bad for the energy bill and my garlic toast is all soggy. I thought that you ████ ███████ ████ ███████ █ █████.
Just close the damn doors, okay? it's not that hard.
To: Me
From: ███████
Subject: Fuck you.
Okay so can you just close the damn freezer door?????
You're harshing my damn vibe bro is it really that hard?
To: ███████
From: You
Subject: Lock your doors tonight.
Do not open the doors or windows, do not look outside if there is a white van, do not check your mailbox for the next twelve days, lock the fridge and freezer with all the padlocks in your house.
To: Me
From: You
Subject: Lock your doors tonight.
Do not open the doors or windows, do not look outside if there is a white van, do not check your mailbox for the next twelve days, lock the fridge and freezer with all the padlocks in your house.
From: ███████
Subject: what
What the fuck
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To: ███████
From: You
Subject: null
Your food is no longer safe. Your peas are leaking. Have fun with that, bozo.
To: Me
From: You
Subject: null
Your food is no longer safe. Your peas are leaking. Have fun with that, bozo.
From: Eggman
Subject: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM - SHADOW YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! [bwoooshgowjesgoij] LOOK AT THAT ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK ATT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG
HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH